Is it weird that I’m annoyed that nothing happened even though I barely know you…. like at all. I’ve probably not even spoken to you for more than three hours.
You just kinda seemed right though, like maybe I’d finally found a decent guy that I actually would be able to trust and feel at ease with enough to get some sort of not being forever alone.
Who am I kiddinggggggg…. you are way too good looking for the weird shy girl who always gets embarrassed when you talk to her. 

BLEUGHHHHHHH